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Railway Ave & Mackee St, Portal, ND 58772, USA
Portal, North Dakota 58772
+1 701-926-4111

Huge assholes. My buddies and I just finished a huge backpacking trip and we were in a rush to catch a flight in the States. As a result our car was a complete mess from just tossing our gear into the trunk and rear seats. Apparently one of the items lodged somewhere in the mess was a left over orange purchased in Canada for consumption on the trail in Canada. Yes officer, I'm trying to illegally smuggle in a single orange to screw over the domestic citrus industry, which I'm currently hundreds miles away from California and Florida in the middle of no where North Dakota. For the $300 fine, the broader agents should have also help clean out my hiking boots and equipment since I'm clearly transporting foreign soil samples into the states in there. Anyways, I'll probably just stick with package foods for my next Canadian trip so I don't accidentally cause an act of ecological terrorism.

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  • Avery
    Added 2014.03.20
    Huge assholes. My buddies and I just finished a huge backpacking trip and we were in a rush to catch a flight in the States. As a result our car was a complete mess from just tossing our gear into the trunk and rear seats. Apparently one of the items lodged somewhere in the mess was a left over orange purchased in Canada for consumption on the trail in Canada. Yes officer, I'm trying to illegally smuggle in a single orange to screw over the domestic citrus industry, which I'm currently hundreds miles away from California and Florida in the middle of no where North Dakota. For the $300 fine, the broader agents should have also help clean out my hiking boots and equipment since I'm clearly transporting foreign soil samples into the states in there. Anyways, I'll probably just stick with package foods for my next Canadian trip so I don't accidentally cause an act of ecological terrorism.
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